50 Dark Jokes That Will Make You Laugh (or Groan)

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When it comes to humor, there’s a fine line between lighthearted fun and the deliciously dark side of comedy. Dark jokes take a bold approach, pushing boundaries and often eliciting more than just laughter. They challenge our comfort zones and can provoke thought even amidst the giggles. If you’re ready to embrace your inner humorist, buckle up for a ride through the shadows with these 50 dark jokes. Just remember: laughter can sometimes be a little wicked!

I have a joke about trickle-down economics…
But 99% of you will never get it.

Dark Jokes

Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?
“Between you and me, something smells.”

I once knew a guy who was addicted to drinking brake fluid.
He said he could stop anytime, but I never believed him.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.

Dark Jokes

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.

Dark Jokes

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology.
So I unplugged his life support.

Dark Jokes

I told my computer I needed a break,
Now it won’t stop sending me ads for vacation packages.

How do you organize a space party?
You planet!

What do you call a guy who’s left-handed and can’t stop telling jokes?
A sinistralist.

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.

Dark Jokes

What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire!

I have a joke about a pizza,
But it’s just too cheesy.

Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?
He’s all right now.

Why don’t graveyards have Wi-Fi?
Because people are dying to get in.

Dark Jokes

I used to have a handle on life,
But then it broke.

Dark Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field… until the crows got him.

Dark Jokes

I have a friend who’s addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop anytime.

I wanted to die peacefully in my sleep,
Like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see that well.

What’s the hardest part about being a comedian?
Telling your family you want to be a comedian.

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.

I asked my dog what’s two minus two.
He said nothing.

Why do graveyards get so crowded?
Because people are just dying to get in!

I have a joke about an elevator,
But it’s an uplifting experience.

What did one orphan say to the other?
“Robin, get in the Batmobile!”

My therapist said time heals all wounds.
So I stabbed her. Now we wait.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
He made a mint!

What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.

Dark Jokes

I used to be a baker,
But I couldn’t make enough dough.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Why did the man put his money in the blender?
Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… of the afterlife.

Dark Jokes

I have a great joke about procrastination,
But I’ll tell you later.

What’s a vampire’s favorite type of joke?
A pun-derful one!

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have nobody to go with!

Why did the funeral home hire a comedian?
To lighten the mood.

I used to work at a shoe recycling shop.
It was sole destroying.

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room.

I’m on a whiskey diet.
I’ve lost three days already.

Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?
Because it said “concentrate.”

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs!

I once made a belt out of watches.
It was a waist of time.

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!

I have a fear of elevators.
I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!

The Dark Side of Humor

And there you have it—50 dark jokes that may make you chuckle or cringe! Humor has a way of challenging our perceptions, and while these jokes tread on the edge, they also remind us not to take life too seriously. After all, laughter is a universal language that can brighten even the darkest days.

So, whether you’re sharing these with friends, posting them on social media, or just keeping them for those “interesting” conversations, remember: it’s all in good fun! Just don’t be surprised if some people give you a sideways glance. Humor can be a tricky business, but if it tickles your funny bone, then it’s worth it! Keep laughing and let the dark side shine through—just maybe not too brightly!